Nightmare on Green Street!

Welcome to Upton Park, Sam

How does the slogan go for the season ticket sales go, New Hope, new beginnings....Do you know I was almost starting to be taken in by this and then I see what , given Harry Harris's track record of reporting accurately since the start of the 2 Daves era, is undoubtedly the 4 man shortlist for the New managers job....Grant, Jones, Holloway and BFS.

Avram Grant, would be a popular choice amongst alot of us , although I still can't convince myself whether this is itself misguided, given his two league wins since the turn of the year and a relatively comfortable path to a Wembley final.Has he got the experience of buying and selling that we need to assist us on all fronts though?I dont think so

However to have Holloway,Jones and Allardyce on that list is a disgrace.

We get rid of the inexperienced Premier League Manager Zola then and appoint Holloway and /or Jones then who have vast experience of managing in the Top flight !This strikes of desperation. Although i have nothing against either guy they are not what is needed at this time.Jones has developed a good side at Cardiff on limited resources and may be able to spot a good Championship player but is this going to move us forward?Holloway?Great Post match conferences but didnt set the world on fire at QPR,Plymouth or leicester did he ?

Allardyce, well what I can say.Big Fat Benni wont be the only one choking on his cornflakes(or rather large fry up)when he reads in his morning paper that BFS is lined up to be the new saviour of our club. With his brand of stylish attacking football and liking for skilful technical players we are in for a treat next season if BFS gets the job!I would recommend however that anyone with Lower tier seats in the stadium relocate to the Upper tier seats so as to assist with their view of the exciting aerial battles which our 7ft 4inch basketball playing footballers try to win before kicking back up in the air further down the pitch!

If the 2 Daves really believe that this move would see anything other than reduced crowds and mass disgruntlement then they really havent judged the mood of the fans at all.

So who else, If Bilic and Hughes are ruled out on wage and transfer fund fronts? Well Sven will need a job after the world Cup and we could do alot worse than martin jol.